Nice talking to you. Here is my dick pic

Ah yes. Online conversations. I was a the forefront of the generation of dealing with chat rooms and messaging online services. From AOL chat to Yahoo Messenger, you got to communicate with people from all over the world. It was great at first. Talking to people without running up your phone bill and actually having some pretty decent conversations.

Of course as with most interactions some of the convos would move to a more sexual nature. Now, granted it wasn’t always expected but words can make people more attractive and then you get into the flirting. You have conversations about cute that person maybe or what they are into and then you send a pic of you at that moment. Nice face shot ( remember I was born before selfie had it dictionary inception) and then next thing you know, you will receive a dick pic. πŸ›‘πŸ›‘πŸ›‘

Hold up wait a minute. Now it would be ignorant of me to say that only women receive these not asked because I know a few guys who have again not asked.

It made me think. Why do men reduce themselves to dick pics?? Seriously. Are you not attractive enough to not send pics of your member?? I mean if no one asked for your partially decorated skin Christmas tree, why are you sending it to a stranger? These days, people are taking it upon themselves to embarrass the “dick pic” senders. I think that hilarious but again why are you sending this unsolicited.

Look I know you maybe proud of your turgid member and you may have stroke blessed by the gods but what is going to do to someone who didn’t ask for it. I know there maybe some who are turned on but most of the time, people get aggravated and then annoyed. I know my thoughts are usually why is he sending this to of course he would send this cause it was bound to happen. I have been on this earth so long that I am able to gauge when things like may happen.

Now if you have a google photo or iCloud library dedicated to your member have at it otherwise keep it to yourself until it has actually been requested.

This has been a Public Service Announcement

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