Hi. Iā€™m Talking Head and I have no soul

18. 18 is the number of shootings that has happened in the United States in the last month and half. That’s right. 18 shootings in less than two months. Of course, the country is up in arms because we have been asking for gun control since Columbine. Sane Americans have been asking for gun control…

Earn it ( yeah right)

Pride goeth before the fall. This saying has never failed and will continue to plague every man, woman, child and business. There is this mentality has some people and corporations feeling they are too big to fail. This is when karma will usually drop them on their proverbial ass. Now, it doesn’t happen to everybody….

Self preservation above all

Karma has once again smiled upon the United States in the lil ole state of Alabama. There was a vote for a new U.S. senator. It was between Doug Jones and Roy Moore. Excuse me, I mean #pedomoore. Information has come out about #pedomoore basically sexually harassing a fourteen year old at a mall while…

Don’t leave us out šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€

I know I am getting old. There are things that my mind cannot truly wrap itself around these days. Celebrities unfortunately cannot do right or wrong without someone having a stick up their ass about it. But it also seems that everyday people cannot do anything without someone having issues with it.  Most people of…

The uncomprehensive guide to living in Modern America

Welcome welcome welcome.  Thank you so much for wanting to live in the United States of America. Now before we can get this application process started, there are few things you should know.  1. You will need to take a number from the ticket maker on the far left wall. 2.You will need to do…

” I need to touch or smell it”- story 4

Now, I know that when you go out and shop, you sometimes have the ability to touch items. But in retail, it seems humanity is the epitome of bad touch.  Time:  1:09 pm Location : Midwest Store: (protected) Area of store : Beauty Observation: There is huge shelf of fragrances.  Most are secured in an…

“I found it like this”- story 3

Working in retail, you will get used to a series of messes. This story is no exception.  Time: 10:23 am Location : NYC  Store: ( protected) Area of store : Coats Observation: Two women decided to try on coats. As they are trying on they just decided the hangers were not good enough. They proceeded…

“But I’m on the phone” – Story 2

Cell phones have made our lives easier but they have also increased the level of rudeness in people.  Time: 12:34 Location: Midwest Store šŸ˜¦ protected) Area of store: Cash Register Observation: I was covering someone’s lunch break at the cash wrap. I have rung at least about 15 people before she arrives. I hear the…

“Bag lady” – Story 1

People watching has always been a favorite pastime but working in retail only enhances it. Unfortunately, it is not in a good way. I have decided that it would be fun to just talk about the random things you see as someone who works in retail. ( Names have been changed or added to protect…