Hi. I’m Talking Head and I have no soul

18. 18 is the number of shootings that has happened in the United States in the last month and half. That’s right. 18 shootings in less than two months. Of course, the country is up in arms because we have been asking for gun control since Columbine. Sane Americans have been asking for gun control…

The uncomprehensive guide to living in Modern America

Welcome welcome welcome.  Thank you so much for wanting to live in the United States of America. Now before we can get this application process started, there are few things you should know.  1. You will need to take a number from the ticket maker on the far left wall. 2.You will need to do…